Episode 11: Margarita's Hot Date!

PREVIOUSLY ON WEST INDIAN STORY: THE SECRET

Bernard "Buddy" St. Clair lives in the bushes. He resents being called a piper and spends most of his free time relaxing on a thrown-away couch and making paper airplanes out of Express newspaper front-pages. He is very belligerent and hollers insults at anyone who walks past him too fast. He has been wearing the same suit for four years straight. He is basically unstable and belongs in a madhouse.

Margarita walks past him one day. He bellows at her, "WHEY YUH GOING, YUH OLD CUNNY!"

She turns to Buddy and is immediately attracted to him. She takes a seat next to him on his couch. Amazingly, he seems comfortable by this bold move. A glint appears in his eyes. They begin to talk. Buddy tells her about his "childhood" and his experiences hunting folklore legends such as soucouyants and duennes. Then Buddy tells her about the time he made love to a La Diablesse. Margarita is impressed.

Then all of sudden, he pisses his pants to impress her even more!

She is not impressed and storms off!

NEXT TIME: THE RESTAURANT