Episode 18: Party Woes



Artee decides to go out on Saturday night. She cannot take it anymore. Her mother has started to parade around the house in her underwear. Alone, she hits up some local pubs and small clubs. She drinks puncheon, Stag and screwdriver. A man hits on her at the pub. "You is de dhal in meh dhalpuri. Without yuh, I just sada."

She scoffs and leaves. "Dutty bitch," the man says as she walks off.

She goes to the dance floor. They are playing Ravi B's "Ah Drinka". She wines down low until she falls down. She gets up and rubs her head. She has a throbbing headache.



The song switches to Hitman's "Bring De Rum". For some reason, she feels extra disgusted. She vomits on the dance floor and passes out.


When she awakens, she finds herself naked in bed... in a strange room. With a strange man lying beside her. She scrambles to put on her undergarments.  "Where... Where am I?" she asks.

The man says, "Gyul, yuh have more form than a secondary school. Yuh just like a table... I just wanted to ress something on yuh." It's the same asshole from back in the pub. Artee regrets the entire night.

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