Margarita whole-heartedly agrees to the menage-a-trois. "I can die peacefully after this," she imagines. She shares a kiss with Dennis. It is then they hear a roar. It's Nick, unable to contain himself. He growls like a rabid hyena. "How you could do me so?!" he shouts, "I thought we had something special, Margarita!!"
He bitchslaps her. Dennis is infuriated by Nick's behaviour. He vows never to have a threesome with Nick again. He breaks up their bromance by mashing Nick's Clarks.
Margarita slouches, suddenly weary of the world. She concludes that these two men are closeted homosexuals and she suddenly loses all her sex drive.
Bwahahahahaha.
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