After the disastrous restaurant date with Buddy, Margarita is getting desperate to find a mate before she dies, and she knows she will die soon. She dresses up in her Sunday best and decides to take a stroll in the park.
There she meets two strapping young lads named Dennis (red cap) and Nick (purple shirt). She immediately seduces them with football knowledge, peppered with sexual innuendo. "I bet you really like to put balls in nets," she says to Nick, "How many goals you've scored, young man?"
Nick is not quite impressed until Margarita decides to show him the "obeah touch". "I'm a black magic bitch," she tells him. He almost jizzes in his pants. He immediately falls in love.
Margarita takes full advantage of the moment and smooches him right there. Dennis looks on, perplexed. He suddenly gets an idea and smiles like a douchebag.
He calls Margarita over and he proposes a menage-a-trois. "Why one man... when you can have two?" he tells it like a sales pitch.
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